Neil Patrick Harris - Tony Awards 2012
@masklin skype tonight during the Tony’s because i can’t be there to watch them with you? Book of Mormon is on the Tony’s tonight! AHHHHHHH
#ALL THE MUSICALS
yes omg
okay but my fam is going to be having supper around that time? I’m not sure what’s happening haha. Anyway I won’t be on my computer during then but afterwards there will be ALL the skype. Not sure what time but I’ll text yoouuu

plot twist Book of Mormon wins all the Tony Awards again this year
Take a drink when:
- Someone totally unaffiliated with Broadway comes out to present an award
- A show that isn’t even nominated performs (two drinks if it’s a show that isn’t even on Broadway)
- A show that’s already closed performed (an extra drink if we can see in his eyes how world-weary poor Raul Esparza really is)
- Someone cries during their acceptance speech
- Someone makes an unwelcome reference to Glee
- Neil Patrick Harris does something ham-handed or insufferably cutesy (this is totally subjective and depends entirely on the drinker’s tolerance for NPH’s schtick)
- SOUND PROBLEMS
- Any kind of technical difficulties really
- A winner tells their kids to go to bed
- A winner says “Oh, they’re telling me to wrap it up”
- A winner is played off with a jazzy rendition of “42nd Street,” “On Broadway,” or any other song relating to the theee-ah-tuh
Chug your drink if:
- A movie star wins a “courtesy Tony” for their Broadway debut (this p. much only counts if Andrew Garfield somehow pulls a ScarJo and wins)
- Someone has to accept their award in costume because they didn’t have time to change between their show’s performance and their name being called
- The sound problems are so bad that we get a repeat of the year that Titus Burgess had to perform “Sit Down You’re Rocking the Boat” into a hand mic, like he was some Spring Awakening understudy or something
- The cast of Memphis storms the stage and demands to perform for the third year in a row
- Lysistrata Jones wins Best Book of a Musical (WHICH IT WILL #TEAMLYSSIE)
Any suggestions, Chris?